Why, yes you do, my little computer geek. I wouldn’t say yes if you felt it wasn’t affecting your sex life, but since you do, then picture me standing on a cliff in the Swiss Alps. I’m there to do some yodeling. But I’m yodeling “Yes” at you, with all my heart. Get it? Over-consumption of porn can negatively affect your sex life because once you develop a preference for porn, real sex doesn’t live up to it. You become disappointed by what you can have, and disillusioned by what you can’t.
I don’t have to tell you that porn isn’t that real. It’s rehearsed, everyone’s taken care to shave their genitalia, they fuck in positions that are camera friendly but not necessarily pleasureable, and they’re faking pretty much everything, especially their tits. So, once you become used to that, real sex is more boring than Bam Margera’s sex tape. Becoming over-reliant on porn obviously also makes it much harder for you to get laid in real life.
But don’t you worry; I’ve got solutions. You can try to wean yourself off of porn by gradually switching to amatuer porn. Even though that still involves you jacking off in your grandma’s basement in front of your 2004 Mac gem-top desktop, you’re at least watching real people have real sex. Next, go for getting off without a computer; use your imagination and create the hottest, kinkiest sex scene you can possibly imagine using the 13 brain cells that you have left. And you know what's really cool? Your imagination is infinitely better than watching porn, because you make whatever you want happen.
Once you’ve mastered that, find a hobby that doesn’t involve beating up your genitalia, or try to distract yourself from porn by getting more involved your social life. You can still masturbate as much as you want if you’re horny, but once you’ve decreased your dependency on porn and developed other interests, real sex will be so much more satisfying and easier to make happen.
Also, have a #realtalk with yourself and ask yourself why you feel the need to watch so much porn. For most people, it’s because they’re horny as fuck, but watching porn is infinitely easier than going out and finding a real person to call you “Daddy” while you fuck them in an S&M dungeon. The more you question your own motives for watching that much porn, the more you’ll understand why you do it and what it’ll take to stop. I’m not saying you should stop cold turkey; porn is awesome, but getting in touch with yourself is the best way to get you to stop touching yourself.
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