OK, listen real close now. I’m about to blow your mind. Are you listening? Are you sitting down? Are you ready? Here it comes … Sleep with someone else! I am so smart! I get paid to do this! No, but seriously, one person?! Please tell me you’re in middle school. If you’re, like, 24, then, well, here’s what you do. Kind of lower your standards for a bit. Start having sex with as many people as will consent, regardless of whether they look like your dream man/woman or a “Lord of the Rings” ork. Why? Because you need experience. You need to gain confidence in bed and figure out what you like and don’t like. Don’t expect every sexual encounter to lead to anything other than your own sexual self-improvement. The people you’ll be fucking fit a very specific purpose, and that is for you to get to know yourself sexually. Once you get some experience, you can start going for bigger game, people who actually meet your standards. Because once you’ve gotten some experience behind you, you gain confidence and expertise, two things that are very attractive to people. A friend of mine once said, “You gotta slay some dragons to get to the princess.” Get this phrase tattooed on your butt.
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