Your girl’s mouth does a lot more work in the bedroom than you probably want it to … here’s your guide to deciphering what it all means.

Your girl’s mouth does a lot more work in the bedroom than you probably want it to … here’s your guide to deciphering what it all means.

She says: “Do you want to go again?”
Translation: “I almost came and you ruined it, you insolent bastard man.”

She says: “Are you almost there?”
Translation: “My vagina is dry. Vacate the premises.”

She says: “Fuck me harder!”
Translation: “I can feel nothing. NOTHING.”

She says: “I love you.”
Translation: “I’m not on birth control.”

She says: “I don’t think that will fit.”
Translation: “It will fit snugly, like a nice glove from Macy’s, and has.”

She says: “Right there.”
Translation: “Good God, you’ve struck gold. Change it up and you’re dead.”

She says: “Give me a second.”
Translation: “I have to pull out my tampon and put on makeup real quick.”

She says: “Fuck yeah.”
Translation: “You pulled some move I’ve been fantasizing about.”

She says: “That was nice.”
Translation: “Delete my number.”

She says: “Can you rub my clit instead of my inner leg?”
Translation: “Can you rub my clit instead of my inner leg?”

She says: "Talk dirty to me."
Translation: "I'm bored bored bored, at least make me laugh."

She says: “AAAAUuuuggghhhhffffmmmmmmmaaaassssssappppfffmmaa.”
Translation: You’re doing something right.