We always want what we can't have, right?

There's always a bit of fantasy fulfillment in porn. As scrawy nerds, we'll never bag smoking-hot porn stars with giant fake boobs, so porn gives us a chance to live out that dream, come to our senses by realizing many of those women are terrible and mean, and then going along with our daily lives. There's a lot we need to learn, but we had a hard day, alright? 

And, as a sad reflection on the fantasies of society, "casting couch" porn began to rise in the late 2000's, feeding into the millennial dream of actually having a job after spending thousands on a useless degree. Young ladies and gentlemen would come in searching for gainful employment, and after being promised a job, they'd get plowed … but at least they had a job, right? That's a lot more than most of us had, so there was really some wish fulfillment going on there. 

So what's really weighing on the minds of millenials nowadays? All you need to do is check out what porn is really getting the clicks. 

Turns out, we'd love to buy a house, but we're broke AF and can only live our fantasies out through porn. 

As per a report by Vice, we want the American dream in a sexy, sexy way:

PropertySex, a porn series that “puts you behind the camera as you make dirty sex videos with the naughtiest of desperate tenants and with the most alluring real estate agents.” Currently, it’s the 7th most popular channel on PornHub, boasting over 54,000 subscribers and 369 million views in a little over a year.

And if you track some of the very first porn, you'll notice that the "horny pizza delivery person" genre used to dominate. But as we matured, so did our spank material. 

Now, there's nothing hotter than a cute real estate agent offering us a house at a discount and then gettin' freaky right on the brand-new granite countertops. And since there's a record number of college grads living at home (the highest numbers in the last 130 years), we guess this new genre makes sense … but in a sad way.