The future is here, and the future is Jock. Are you ready for it?
Here it is. The moment you've been waiting for. The moment men's fashion launches from the brink of boring and shoots for the stars, flying past 'I'd wear that' straight to 'What the fuck is this,' a place that is conveniently located up your crack. This is a moment that'll change you, that'll separate your butt cheeks, that'll test your limits as a man.
Jock. It doesn't matter what you've put your penis in yesterday because Jock is the penis-sling your junk is going in today. Jock is the future. The future of underwear that looks like an eye-patch, for your dick.
Jock is for the man who lives on the edge, riding his steed down the fine line between "I just need something to support my balls" and "I need something that looks like it would be a great sling shot or banana holder when it's not…wait, where did my balls go?"
Speaking of, take your balls to a place they've never been: your throat.
Sleek, sexy, sophisticated; Jock is just what you need if you're trying not to get laid, or alternatively, if you're trying to get laid but your partner is blind. It's built for pleasure, just like you. And with a soft, stretchy nylon/spandex blend, it's sure to 'asphyxiate' discomfort and 'stifle' scratchiness.
Jock is the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone who appreciates stuffing themselves in something that was stuffed in their stocking earlier that day.
Are you ready for Jock? Because Jock is ready for you.