Oh man … we totally regret asking.

It's a lot like a terribly imagined game of "Fuck Marry Kill" — who do you want to become the next president? The political shitstorm has narrowed the field down to just a few candidates, and really, we'd like to hit the giant reset button and get a brand new set of options. Other than Bernie, things look pretty grim.

The good people over at Wood Rocket, the masterminds behind the nightmare-inducing "Pokemon" and "Spongebob Squarepants" porn parodies, decided to sit down with your favorite lady stars and get their political opinions. 

To quote the Eastern European porn star: "This is not a yoke."

You'd think people who have sex for a living wouldn't frequently choose a president that'll probably fuck them over, but it's totally their decision. 

We're basically screwed no matter what we pick.