What would you say?

It's the perfect situation that we dreamed about as high schoolers: a sexy lady struts right up and asks us to bone. 

You'd think most guys would love to walk into the start of a cheesy porno — but when it actually happens, it turns out that most guys feel a little differently. 

In the name of "social experiments," whatever.com's Andrea Wendel rallied a film crew to approach 100 random dudes for sex. The results were startling. 

We're not sure why, but we feel a little dirty now. 

We're most curious about what happened after the dudes accepted and the couple starting walking away. Does she actually do it? Or, more realistically, does she just laugh, point to the camera and say, "Psyche!" That's entrapment. And that's wrong. Now we feel bad.