A new report shows that there's a very good chance your porn is laced with invisible terrorist communication. Maybe now you'll finally leave your room and get a real job.
In today's hyper-protected United States, sometimes it can be hard for terrorists to deliver indoctrinating messages to unwitting Americans. However, a few enterprising ISIS members have figured out how the best way to hit America where it hurts: our undying adoration for internet porn.
Now savvy to our lust for e-labia and iDick, terrorists have started concealing communications in online porn. According to a new edition of a book called "Gideon’s Spies: The Secret History of the Mossad," author Gordon Thomas claims that X-rated pornographic pictures which conceal documents and orders for the next target are being used for intra-ISIS communication and planning.
Even weirder: this has been going on for years. Years! According to recent book on the Israeli Mossad, national security officials have known that terrorists use porn as a means of communication since before 9/11.
But recently, there's been an upsurge in terrorist messaging through porn, probably because there's so much porn that it's impossible to track. Mossad has spent a great deal of its time recently combing through the porn and decoding secret messages sent by ISIS and al-Qaeda via pornographic files.
Not only that, but they've discovered that al-Qaeda will occasionally use Reddit as a message board to communicate when and where an attack is being planned or is about to happen. More than once, Mossad operatives uncovered terrorist plots by identifying certain patterns of hexadecimal characters and prime numbers on message boards. Decoded, they gave information about upcoming plots.
The use of concealed messages in porn is being investigated by Mossad and MI5 as possible methods used in the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris as well.
Despite dire warnings about the use of such techniques before 9/11, the attacks occured right under the nose of agencies tasked with preventing any such attacks from happening. But now that everyone knows that al-Qaeda, ISIS and probably other terror groups continue to use porn and Reddit to chat, let’s hope that greater awareness and the use of cutting-edge tools can identify the terrorists’ murderous plans before they occur.
Unfortunately, none of the reports we found named which porn sites were prime targets for terrorist messaging, but that just means you're gonna have to try all of them because it's now your official civic duty to watch as much porn as possible … to protect our nation. Sound good? Cool.
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