If you're fan of sex that doesn't end with the question "Seriously? Are you f*cking serious?" then head to New Mexico. That's because according to a new survey from Spreadsheets, the sex-tracking app, New Mexicans have sex for longer than anyone else in the nifty fifty.

If you're fan of sex that doesn't end with the question "Seriously? Are you f*cking serious?" then head to New Mexico. That's because according to a new survey from Spreadsheets, the sex-tracking app, New Mexicans have sex for longer than anyone else in the nifty fifty.

The survey, which used data from phone accelerometers and speakers to provide statistical feedback about certain metrics of sex, determined an ordered list of states with the highest intercourse duration. The data comes from approximately 5,000 users and 23,000 individual sex sessions in the U.S.

Not surprisingly, Alaska came in dead last at 1:21. But to be fair, it is really cold there.

So, where does Colorado stack up? Well, not to be a boner kill, but with an average duration of 2:21, we're bringing up the rear at #39. Honestly, it's probably just all the weed.

Here's a pretty picture of the results…

…and here's a ranked list, from longest endurance to shortest.

1. New Mexico (7:01)

2. West Virginia (5:38)

3. Idaho (5:11)

4. South Carolina (4:48)

5. Missouri (4:22)

6. Michigan (4:14)

7. Utah (3:55)

8. Oregon (3:51)

9. Nebraska (3:47)

10. Alabama (3:38)

11. Delaware (3:33)

12. Hawaii (3:28)

13. Wisconsin (3:22)

14. North Dakota (3:18)

15. Arizona (3:17)

16. Maryland (3:15)

17. Mississippi (3:10)

18. Rhode Island (3:09)

19. Connecticut (3:07)

20. Texas (3:06)

21. New Hampshire (3:04)

22. Wyoming (3:03)

23. New York (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania (2:58)

25. Maine (2:58)

26. Washington (2:51)

27. Iowa (2:50)

28. Illinois (2:49)

29. North Carolina (2:47)

30. Tennessee (2:46)

31. Kansas (2:38)

32. California (2:38)

33. Massachusetts (2:31)

34. Florida (2:29)

35. New Jersey (2:28)

36. Indiana (2:26)

37. Virginia (2:23)

38. Oklahoma (2:21)

39. Colorado (2:21)

40. Minnesota (2:19)

41. Ohio (2:18)

42. Louisiana (2:17)

43. Kentucky (2:14)

44. Arkansas (2:08)

45. District of Columbia (2:08)

46. Nevada (2:07)

47. Georgia (2:07)

48. Montana (2:03)

49. Vermont (1:48)

50. South Dakota (1:30)

51. Alaska (1:21)

But before New Mexicans go off gloating and guzzling celebratory green chili, or Alaskans shrink in embarrassment, it's important to note that foreplay was not included in the duration measurements, just intercourse alone. But with the median intercourse duration lasting about two and a half minutes, we don't care how much foreplay you guys are having; you're going to need to put it in for longer than we can hold our breath, m'kay?