Step 1: Eat an apple. Step 2: Come everywhere. According to an Italian study in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, babes who eat apples have better sex than those who refuse to listen to their mothers and eat some fresh fruit now and then.
Step 1: Eat an apple. Step 2: Come everywhere.
According to an Italian study in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, babes who eat apples have better sex than those who refuse to listen to their mothers and eat some fresh fruit now and then.
Researchers surveyed 731 healthy ladies, and found that the 343 who ate apples on a daily basis had a significantly higher…"lubrication domain" than those who did not. Translation: they got wetter. It's gon' rain, you guys.
Apple-munching women also reported higher satisfaction levels in bed and a greater interest in sex. And, benefits were seen from eating only one or two apples a day … which is more than we've eaten all year, but hey, we can change.
So what makes apples make your girlfriend down to try that threesome? Researchers think it's a compound apples contain called phloridzin, which is almost idential to the female sex hormone estradiol. Also, apples have a lifetime supply of antioxidants and polyphenols in them which could improve blood flow to the sexual organs. Mmm.
So next time the thought of a penis sends chills of apathy down your spine, take a cue from Eve and eat an apple or 365. God, we hope Apple Jacks count for this …
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