Never know until you try …

Back in the days before Tinder, people had to randomly walk up to people they found attractive and just talk to them — which is the worst, because the odds of that attractive person telling you to fuck off are always pretty high.

What would help break the ice, though, was a little thing called a "pick-up line," in which the (often times) gentleman would fire off a cheesy phrase to try and seduce the lady figure. They rarely ever worked, of course, until they became so pervasive in society that they became a funny joke. 

So if you drop your phone in a toilet and are forced to talk to real people once in a while, have no fear: The good folks at Reddit have convened to deliver "The Best Pickup Lines In The World," according to the Internet.

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My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…”

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“I think you dropped something”
“What?”
“Your standards. Hi, I’m xxxxx”

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Get like 20 limes and approach target. Drop them all and then try to pick all them up and say  "Can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes.”

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Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest.

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“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
If she says zero: “So I have a 100% chance of getting some tail?”

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A buddy of mine is really good with women. He does this one thing on our uni campus where he'll go up to a random girl.
Him: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice"
Her: "sure what's up?"
Him: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?"
Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her."
Him: he then introduces himself.
I've done it two times and got two numbers out of it so it's clearly a 100% success rate!

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Do you have a raisin?
No?
How about a date?

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Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.

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Me: “Titanic.”
Other person: “What?”
Me: “Sorry, not a good icebreaker.”

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“I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.”
I have personally used it and succeeded.

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“Hey wanna make out?”
I’m a female. It works pretty well.

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Girl, I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

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Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

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Have you heard what scientists are saying? There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

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I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

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“Hey girl, are you a beaver? Because DAM.”
Trust me, it’ll usually get a laugh, a smile, or a smirk. Either way, it’s a conversation starter for sure.

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This one was recently dropped on me: “Do you like to draw? Because you can put the d in raw.”

Don’t use this one…but I did LOL a little.

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You from Iraq? Cause I wanna watch you Baghdad ass up.

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"Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?"

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Say, "let's count shoulders!"
Count your own starting from the left to the right with one hand: "1,2…"
Count theirs, sliding your arm around their shoulders as you finish counting: 3, 4!"
Sweat profusely into their shirt.