Playboy taught you a lot of things: what boobs were, where all the good hiding spots are and most importantly how to masturbate, what else could they possibly have left to teach you? The best way to catcall of course. Check out this flowchart and prepare to have your mind blown. 

 

Playboy taught you a lot of things: what boobs were, where all the good hiding spots are and most importantly how to masturbate, what else could they possibly have left to teach you? The best way to catcall of course. Check out this flowchart and prepare to have your mind blown.

Now go forth and round up all the strays in your neighborhood. Next to expensive cars, cats are the most powerful pussy magnets ever put on this earth.