I'm not here to tell you what to do with your body, but I have a much better solution for you than bigger bazongas. 

Let's get real right from the start: no one, men most of all, have any fucking business telling you what you should or shouldn't do with your body. It's your body, so you should do whatever the fuck you want with it.

You want novelty sized tits? Awesome. You want to split your tongue, cover your body in tats and get horns implanted onto your head? Rock and roll. You want to take out a section of your large intestine to put in designer bowels so your fecal matter smells like pumpkin spiced lattes? Go for it.

That said, if you’re going to ask me my personal opinion on what I think about getting implants, I will want to give you this response:

Instead, put your hard earned money into your future (like college or jet skis), because the only thing more attractive than a woman who is confident in herself is an intelligent one. So if your significant other, or society, or the media is saying you need breast implants, tell them you'll do it if those concerned carry them around for you. You're a woman who wants to get ahead in life and you want nothing slowing you down.

But it's really hard to get that across conversationally, so I usually just say, "You look beautiful the way you are. I hope you don't try to change that."

I have something I need to get off my chest: your boobs are awesome. Big, small, saggy, and perky — they all sound perfect to me. Want to know why? Because they are natural. You will never be able to beat the look, feel and thrill of motorboating the real thing.

And as a self-proclaimed 'cultured boob enthusiast', you should take that as a compliment. I think it's also safe to say the vast majority of people on this planet would agree with how great your tatas are.

So why would you want to try and mess around with something that is already awesome?

Would your boobs become any more awesome if you were to have a doctor cut them open and stuff a mound of silicone into them? That sounds entirely unnatural. It would also be painful and surely a lot of maintenance. Furthermore, I'm not going to get into the aerodynamics of it, but it wouldn't be helping you physically.

If you are in contemplation of doing it for the purposes of size, I could go on listing the pros and cons, but there's actually a really great article that summarises why having smaller breasts is a great thing. And there is about a million pieces all over the internet about why having big boobs is big trouble (most of them being repackaged listicles by BuzzFeed).

Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of big, round boobs. But, like many other people out there, I'm a fan of all boobs.

Besides, woman's boobs are only the icing found on a wonderfully crafted cake possessing many tiers, which represent beauty, grace, kindness, a great booty, and all kinds of other wonderful stuff — including a few I’ll leave to the imagination. And as much as I, as well as my editors who frown when I try to get all sentimental and optimistic, hate myself for the previously mentioned analogy, I hope it provides some kind of insight into a man’s opinion of the lady kind.

In the end, the decision is entirely yours to make. But just know that your boobs are awesome either way, and anyone that says any different doesn't deserve to bask in you and your boobs's awesomeness.

Quotes from the ladies:

"I personally probably wouldn't get one but I don't hate on those who want a boob job or reduction. It's yo body."

"I think they're great in porn, tacky in real life."

"I would never get one, I already have fantastic boobs."

"I think whatever makes you happy you should do. Fuck what other people think."

"I defs have never thought about getting one done and I think most boob jobs are just like trashy looking honestly. Like, if you had no boobs at all and wanted to get a little something to grab onto sure. But if you have C cups and you want to go up to a DD that's just dumb. And it makes me think you're shallow or materialistic (honest answer here)."