What will you guys NOT beat off to? There might not be anything left …
Come on, guys. Let's get real here. What the hell is wrong with you?
Pornhub, one of the Internet's most popular adult websites, have released the findings of their latest traffic survey and the results are astounding. We love their stats, because unless you open up an incognito window to do your fuzzy tingle times like a normal person, Pornhub is tracking every single thing you look at. This makes for some interesting reading, but the info about this blocky video game is unsettling. They've stated that searches for Minecraft-related erotica have risen a whopping 326 percent since January last year.
Who are these animals, you ask? Well, they have data on who's checking this smut out, and just like always: it's those damn horny kids again.
And since you're gonna Google "Minecraft porn" the second you close this window, we've done the dirty for you. Here's a short clip so you can understand. And it's basically SFW, mostly because of the game's square-only architecture, the characters can't have sex organs.
So this is what kids are masturbating to? We know, it doesn't make any sense to us either. First Penthouse stops publishing smut mags, now this? Humanity is doomed.
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