Breaking up is never easy … unless you just scribble a break-up note on some scrap paper, leave it on your soon to be ex's car, then run like a bitch into the night. That's right; if you execute it correctly, there doesn't need to be any "reasonably mature communication," or "respectful un-coupling." All you need to return yourself to the single pond is a pen, some paper, and a desire to break free.

Breaking up is never easy … unless you just scribble a break-up note on some scrap paper, leave it on your soon to be ex's car, then run like a bitch into the night. That's right; if you execute it correctly, there doesn't need to be any "reasonably mature communication," or "respectful un-coupling." All you need to return yourself to the single pond is a pen, some paper, and a desire to break free. We figured you'd need a little inspiration for your impending break-up note, so we included some examples of perfectly-crafted break-up notes below to get the juices flowing.

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