For those of you that have been having trouble finding someone to blow smoke and blow you, there's a new stoner dating site called My420Mate.com. Although, we're pretty sure that In Colorado, the whole state is technically "My420Mate" … but other states do exist we suppose.
For those of you that have been having trouble finding someone to blow smoke and blow you, there's a new stoner dating site called My420Mate.com. Although, we're pretty sure that In Colorado, the whole state is technically "My420Mate" … but other states do exist we suppose.
The site was created to connect smokin' hot smokers with other like-minded individuals who won't judge you for your average daily weed intake of four blunts per hour. Citing the importance of shared interests as reasoning for why you should use their marijuana matchmaking site, My420Mate promises that everyone with a profile is guaranteed to accept your 12,000 square foot grow operation, THC-laced contact lens solution business, and infamous ability to bake weed brownies that taste like unicorn giggles.
From their site:
When it comes to the dating scene you have a lot of factors that can make or break the relationship. For many people, cannabis is a big part of their lives and they are not willing to give it up in exchange for a spouse or companion. For those who are into online dating, it can be awkward to bring up the “So… do you smoke pot?” conversation. At what point should you bring it up? How much time should you put into the relationship before you talk about this? What if you tell your potential partner that you smoke pot and they run for the hills? You just wasted your time on a relationship that was doomed from the start. With My420Mate.com you are in the clear. Everyone you meet in our community is guaranteed to be accepting of the 420 lifestyle.
Uh … okay. Given that description, it's rather clear that My420Mate is geared towards Ohioan retirees, but hey, we're not judging your peculiar sexual attraction to conservative geriatrics. We're not sure that this site is quite the ganja gangbang someone like you might like to partake in, which is why we're suggesting that states like Colorado, where weed is more common than water, have it's own dating site.
From henceforth, it shall be called … "WeeDate."
Cue the soundtrack, imaginary DJ!
Aww, yeah. WeeDate.
WeeDate isn't focused around whether or not people smoke weed or eliminating the awkward "So, like, um, do you do the marijuana?" conversation. Please. We already know you get higher than Felix Baumgartener in his little Red Bull balloon thing.
Instead, WeedDate match single stoners on more specific points like sativa vs. indica preference, where they like to smoke, how often, what kind of beats they listen to while high, their favorite pizza joint, and whether they prefer stroking a soft, fuzzy rug or a chinchilla for sensory entertainment.
You'll also have to quantify the size of your genitals based on a scale of "roach, joint, blunt, or bong."
It'll have geolocation technology to suggest the nearest dispensaries and munchie palaces to you, and it could have a little alarm that goes off every hour to remind you you can't use rolling paper as a condom. "It's 2 p.m., and no, you still can't use Zig Zags to prevent the spread of STDs."
And, as as a benefit for signing up, every member will receive a set of these:
God, we are so high right now …
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