Because women love compliments, right? 

Look, trying to find love is really, really hard. But the best way we've seen (given how often it happens) is to randomly compliment women on their Instagram accounts. And to do it a lot. And in very graphic ways. Relentlessly. 

We've dug into the subculture of being a thirsty Internet creeper firsthand, but if you're new to the compliment game, this is a great place to start: the "Thirsty Dude Instagram Comment Generator."

The dudes at Mandatory decided to help the universe by giving you the perfect opening line, every time. 

And there's plenty more:

So whip this little baby out, and have a great weekend having sex with beautiful women. You're welcome.