Why? Why make such a disgusting jacket? We want a jacket of dried-up chest hair as much as we want a case of explosive diarrhea with hemorrhoids. The only use we can think of for such a coat, would be to force interns to lick it when they misbehave. When you're making human chest hair coats, you're coat away from being this guy…Read more
Why? Why make such a disgusting jacket? We want a jacket of dried-up chest hair as much as we want a case of explosive diarrhea with hemorrhoids. The only use we can think of for such a coat, would be to force interns to lick it when they misbehave. When you're making human chest hair coats, you're coat away from being this guy:
English designers spent 200 hours weaving over one million strands of male chest hair to create this fashionable fur coat. The aptly named Man-Fur Coat is 100% real and it can be yours for the modest price of £2,499 ($3900).
We’ve featured some pretty strange clothing accessories in the past, but a coat made from men’s chest hair? That’s a first, even for us. Stranger still is the fact that it was commissioned by an English dairy company called Arla, to promote their new chocolate milk, Wing-Co, which is aimed at men. The drink, which contains 40 per cent more protein that other chocolate milks, is marketed as “the manly chocolate milk for men with added man.” Apparently, Arla believes British men have been “manning down” over the years, and the coat is meant to make them feel proud of their manliness, instead of repressing it. “We commissioned the Man-Fur Coat as a wake-up call for the nation’s gents. A way to encourage them to readopt the values of assured ‘men’s men’ from yesteryear who would laugh nonchalantly in the face of adversity and be proud of their abundant manliness,” a company spokesman said.
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