Aries: November demands you exchange your war helmet for a leather harness and nipple clamps. Mars in Sagittarius guarantees abundant targets for your insatiable lust, but with the Sun in Scorpio, things get intensely transactional. You’re ready to conquer and consume, but remember: try not to set anything—or anyone—on fire this time.

Taurus: Your stubborn refusal to move means the good ones come to you. Scorpio Season in your partnership zone is less about cuddling and more about possessing what you want. With Venus flirting with Pluto, that late-night “Netflix and chill” might turn into a deeply unsettling sexual hostage situation. 

Gemini: This month sparks your lust, guaranteeing you’ll have options to text—and ghost—at any given moment. Mercury in Scorpio makes your flirting dangerously insightful; you know exactly what to say to unlock someone’s sexual perversions. Just keep your stories straight, or you might accidentally double-book two people who kept receipts.

Cancer: November finds you trying to nurture your conquests, which is weirdly adorable and deeply disturbing. The intense Scorpio Sun pushes you into risky, emotional waters. You’re seeking a safe harbor, but everyone else is looking for a dinghy to abandon. Don’t drown in their drama, dumbass.

Leo: Your regal presence is exactly what your hookups ordered. You’re here for the spotlight, and November ensures you get it. Mars in Sagittarius fires up your pleasure zone, making your appeal undeniable. Just remember that applause is temporary. You might find that your biggest fan this month has a startlingly low opinion of you after 3 AM. 

Virgo: This month fuels your desire for efficiency; you want clean, predictable arrangements with minimal emotional pollution. Mercury in Scorpio gives you the critical eye to spot the emotional parasites. Your main challenge is to relax enough to actually enjoy the encounter, instead of rating your partner’s performance on a 10-point scale.

Libra: Your natural charm is weaponized now. With the Sun transiting Scorpio, you’re looking for connections that are intensely fulfilling but utterly perverted. You’re trading equilibrium for exquisite, momentary imbalance and delusional late-night discussions.

Scorpio: Time to be utterly, magnificently dark. You are the murky emotional deep end, and everyone wants to splash around. Venus in Capricorn ensures your standards are impossibly high, but your sheer magnetic power draws all the wrong people. Use this energy to execute a ruthless purge of low-vibration ex-situations and enjoy the chaos.

Sagittarius: Freedom is your aphrodisiac, and November is one long, titillating road trip. With Mars in your sign, your sexual appetite is insatiable and your pursuit relentless. You’re ready to explore, but your tendency to promise what you can’t deliver is heightened. Try to finish one book (or thought) before skipping to the next. 

Capricorn: You’re treating your hookups like a strategic investment, and it’s finally paying dividends. Venus in your sign gives you an icy, yet deeply appealing, allure. You’re not here for fun; you’re here for status and impeccable technique. Don’t forget that nobody trusts a vulnerable CEO.

Aquarius: You’re approaching this month’s encounters with detached, sociological curiosity. The Scorpio Sun lands in your public life sector, meaning your dating life is much more chaotic than you realize. Try to keep the lecture on societal norms to a minimum until after the lights come up.

Pisces: The intense currents of Scorpio are pulling you straight into the deepest, shark-infested romantic waters. Your imagination is running wild, turning every flirtatious text into a horror movie. You are here to explore transcendence, but everyone else is just looking for takeout. Embrace the fantasy, but secure the life raft, darling.