Virus. Always blame it on a virus.

Where is it that you go when you just can't stand what's happening around you? Is it inside of your own head, meandering through fanciful tales of stoic triumph and altriustic ventures? Or do you just surf porn?

For alderman and architecture professor Lino Peres of Brazil, the latter seems to be the most obvious choice, as he was caught recently surfing one of the web's most popular naughty sites during a meeting that probably had nothing to do with anything really that important anyways.

In his defense, Peres was complaining about the computer acting up all day and claims to have gotten a virus, which led to his untimely encounter with big-assed hoes sucking dirty things. But isn't that what we all say when we're caught? Virus. Always blame it on a virus. 

This guy, is a meme waiting to happen, though …