She must be similar to our Jewish mother, because she didn't miss any details when charging her son.

Moms are the best. They never let you get too high or too low in life. They tell it like it is. And if you piss them off, they'll make sure to make your life a living hell. 

One son found this out the hard way when his mother invoiced him for the past 13 months and included a $1000 charge for being an unappreciative asshole that she's had to support financially and otherwise. She must be similar to our Jewish mother, because she didn't miss any details when charging her son. Water, electric, school and basic meals were all on the list and properly portioned out to his 1/5th percent of consumption. 

We're not sure what he did to piss her off, but she's not happy. Like we always say, don't ever be a dick to your mother.