Lawsuits are the new American Dream

Yup, this is what our world of entertainment has come down to, hitting golf balls off the butts of models. What can we say? Media is in a dire state trying to generate entertainment for the masses. Luckily, the innocent young ladies who partake in these career-building activities have an out by suing the perpetrators organizing the blasphemous activities.

Such was the case with Liz Dickenson who did a little model work for Playboy back in 2012 at a golf event. Per what we can only imagine were her job requirements, the model posed as the tee for a golf ball as some dickhead radio host attempted to tee off on a Par 5. Well, as you could imagine, it backfired and the shitty golfer slammed his 5 Iron right into the ass of the young lady, leaving a welt the size of, well, a driver on her ass.

As any aspiring American trying to live the dream does nowadays, Dickenson sued Playboy on the grounds that she was under the impression it was just for show and Tiger Woods wasn’t going to actually tee off. Although if you listen to the video audio, she clearly states she's ready for him to tee off. Dickenson “suffered sever bodily injuries” and “in the future, will have pain, suffering, worry and anxiety.” Isn't America great?! 

Still, she won the suit. Terms of the settlement we not disclosed but we’re guessing the payout was enough to make Dickenson’s parents proud and guarantee that the young model will never have to pose as athletic equipment ever again in her bright and illustrious career.