The once-great LA Lakers have been a little off their game recently … but a proposal by up-and-coming porn star Sadie Santana might just be the motivation they need to turn things around. Oh, and by "proposal," we of course mean she'll blow everyone on the team if they can win 47 games this season.

The once-great LA Lakers have been a little off their game recently … but a proposal by up-and-coming porn star Sadie Santana might just be the motivation they need to turn things around. Oh, and by "proposal," we of course mean she'll blow everyone on the team if they can win 47 games this season. 

Yep, even the third-string guys who've never played a game and who's biggest contribution to winning is looking sad. Alright Sadie! Now that's the giving spirit of Christmas.

O-kay then! If that isn't an incentive to stop bungling lay-ups and bring back the Shaq-Attack, nothing is.

But the beauty of Sadie's proposal is that it's about 104% likely to never happen. With the way the Lakers are looking this season, it's pretty much guaranteed that they won't rise to the occasion, pun totally intended. That might have something to do with the fact that all their players are either injured or 60, and that their coach Byron Scott's strategy for scoring is to "really get to the basket." Oh, no way? We thought you were just supposed to get it near the basket a bunch of times for like, three hours then drink Gatorade.

But maybe, just maybe, Sadie's generous offering will motivate the team towards victory in spite of it all.

However, something that dear Sadie is perhaps overlooking is that professional athletes on that level probably don't have the hardest time finding people to slob on their knobs like corn on the cob. Maybe if she offered something a little more specific … like free submissive Japanese rope bondage with a side of Roman orgy. Call us crazy, but a blow job is just a two-minute reward for a season of hard work. Maybe those Lakers need something more long-lasting, like a lifetime of friendship or a dog.

Or, what if she turned things around and said she won't blow everyone if they can win 47 games? Given the fact that by the 47th guy, her mouth may be a little, um … syphilitic, that might not be the worst thing.

But whether or not Sadie gets to fulfill her promise to taste-test the LA Lakers, we still fully support her for trying. Maybe when she's done she can use the same tactic on us if we can pull off 47 games of beer pong without dying?