In a desperate effort to keep their porn free of anything but bouncing, purplish balls, Pornhub released a public statement pleading its users to stop uploading videos of "Brazil taking it hard from Germany." Probably because those videos are clips from Brazil's really depressing 7-1 loss to Germany on Monday. Ouch. That hurts more than double anal.

In a desperate effort to keep their porn free of anything but bouncing, purplish balls, Pornhub released a public statement pleading its users to stop uploading videos of "Brazil taking it hard from Germany." Probably because those videos are clips from Brazil's really depressing 7-1 loss to Germany on Monday. Ouch. That hurts more than double anal.

Evidently, the beloved J.O. site has been recently flooded with videos of Brazil's loss. Which would be fine with Pornhub if that loss included 22 waving dicks some MILF on MILF action, but alas, the videos just show hundreds of Brazilians crying.

"Please stop posting game highlights to our site. Our public humiliation category is already full. #BrazilvsGermany," the site explained on Twitter, as it no doubt worriedly eyed a recently added video entitled "Young Brazilians get fucked by entire German soccer team."

Brazil suffered arguably the worst defeat in World Cup history, conceding three goals in 76 seconds. Brazil's team manager Luiz Felipe Scolari admitted that the loss to Germany "was the worst day of his life," but we bet that was before he realized thousands of people with confused, rapidly fading boners would be seeing his team blow it, and we don't mean literally.

We can relate. We went to Pornhub expecting to see some bukkake and all we got was this stupid montage of powerful German men. #worstdayever