Is this going to start a new porn genre? Comely civil rights babes with dubious ethic origins? Sigh, if porn wasn't already dead … it's on its last legs now.

Celebrity sex tapes are big business for porn companies like Vivid, who offer millions to mildly famous people in order to film them having premarital sex. 

But Rachel Dolezal isn't exactly a celebrity … she's a white woman and former NAACP chapter president who pretended to black for like, multiple years, causing a media uproar that centered around what it means to be "transracial." Not exactly bonerific, but that hasn't stopped Vivid from being interested in her talents, as they've offered her a fat six figure paycheck in exchange for a few x-rated scenes. Vivid wants her so badly, they even offered her a directorial role too so she'll have free reign to choose what happens and when. Why does this never happen to us? 

Interestingly, Rachel has also gotten respective $50K offers from Dogfart Networks and WeFuckBlackGirls.com (irony), which makes this even weirder because she's no Kim Kardashian or Courtney Stodden … she's just a homely white woman with a passion for civil rights. 

However, what she lacks in sex appeal, she makes up for in experience: Rachel actually shot a homemade sex tape with her former husband, according to evidence reporters found when looking through her old court filings in divorce proceedings. 

No comment yet on whether or not she'll accept the offer (she won't). But what if she does!? Is this going to start a new porn genre? Comely civil rights babes with dubious ethic origins? Shit, if porn wasn't already dead … it's on its last legs now. 

On the Sex.com blog, readers were polled to see whether they'd actually watch the sex tape for a reason other than shock value or schadenfreud (pleasure derived from someone else's misfortune). Currently, 67 percent of readers responded that nah, they most certainly wouldn't scope … even if it were just to shoot the shit. 

So, even if Rachel decides she does want to give up NAACP for NSFW, it might not even be a good investment for Vivid. Looks like we're just gonna have to stick to Backdoor Farm Girls With Absent Fathers Vol. 2,397 for now.