The beauty about social media is that it allows individuals to do whatever the fuck they want.
The beauty about social media is that it allows individuals to do whatever the fuck they want. Want to smash your face into loaves of bread on a daily basis to please your 64K followers? Fuck yeah you do. Want to dump thousand-dollar champagne into a random lake on daddy’s dime to capture the perfect selfie pic? Of course. No matter how delinquent an idea may be, there’s a place for it on social media — and a handful of sheep looking to follow it.
So goes the cycle as the new hotness on instagram is hair tattoos, the growing trend among bored girls where they shave a decorative design or memorable feline into their hairline hidden beneath the rest of their flowing locks. If it sounds ridiculous, that’s because it is.
Case and point, Russian Instagramer Katisha, who should be on every male’s list for crazy women to avoid. Not wanting to spend a day without her cat, Katisha shaved the outline of her siamese cat into her hairline as a way to “take my sleepy cat with me,” as reads the message posted alongside the photo. Not crazy at all.
But it’s people like Katisha that keep the world interesting while reaffirming our motives for staying single and for that, we thank you cat lady.
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