"I hope your pole is more impressive than your pole numbers."
Who doesn't love a good porn parody? We've researched (ahem) the topic at length, and we still think they're the best way to inform Americans about important cultural events.
Last time around, they reimagined the political punch-line Sarah Palin as the compelling documentary "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" And this time, they took the otherwise depressing, over-hyped shitshow of a situation that is the Republican Debate and made something worth watching.
All of the men that might run our country are there, from the crazy black guy to the crazy guy with the stupid hair to the other guys that are probably crazy too. And in good Republican form, they decide to hire prostitutes, trade wives and bang each other.
The plot looks pretty thin, but the dialogue more than makes up for it:
"I hope your pole is more impressive than your pole numbers."
God bless America.
We're not sure when it'll actually be released, but odds are good you'll be able to watch this instead of the real debates.
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