The survey is now closed. Thank you to all who participated, even though some of you are admittedly weird as fuck. Results of this mind-blowing experiment will be printed in next month's issue (and online). Godspeed all you sexual love shovels!
It's that time of the year again, folks!
For the past seven-or-some-odd years, we've taken to our readers to find out what makes sex lives tick. And through those past surveys, we've gathered some incredible insight from thousands of people just like yourself from all over the world.
The following survey takes anywhere from 10-30 minutes to complete. We'd greatly appreciate it if you clicked the button, ran through the questionnaire and participated. It's like we tell our morning double-shots of espresso (with a small taste of bourbon on the side): "Without you, we'd be nothing."
Results will be posted in the February '18 issue of Rooster Magazine (and online). Now let's make magic happen …