Are you the filthiest slut this side of the Mississippi?

Do your masturbation habits leave you constantly begging Jesus for forgiveness?

Are you desperately seeking validation that your peers are just as perverted as you are?

Good news, everyone! Rooster Magazine’s annual sex survey is here. Every February, we put together the wildest, sexiest, most NSFW Rooster issue of the year. With the help of our debaucherous readers, we’re able to take a peek at the depraved sex lives of our friends, neighbors, coworkers, and strangers.

If you’d like to debate the merits of eating ass, share your darkest sexual fantasies, and tell the world what you’ve named your penis/vagina, please take our 2019 sex survey now! Feel free to be shamelessly honest about all of your sexual deviance. All your responses are completely anonymous!