Boehner the savage …

The beauty about retirement is that you no longer answer to anyone — you can say and do pretty much whatever the fuck you want. 

So when former Republican House Speaker Joh Boehner had the opportunity to speak about the current political climate during a forum at Stanford University, he let his AARP-flag fly — even roasting Ted Cruz in the most hilarious of ways.

According to Stanford Daily, after calling him "Lucifer in the flesh," Boehner went on to say: "I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

Boehner the savage, who would have thunk it? (sarcasm)

For what it's worth, Ted Cruz had this to tweet in response.

We never thought we'd say it, but we actually agree with Boehner for once. Stranger things have happened, we suppose …