This would be tricky to pull off in real life, so it makes sense … we think …

The Internet sure is a silly place. Just when you think you've heard the craziest sex shit in the entire universe, the world wide web rears its ugly head and reminds you that people are way, way more fucked up than you could ever imagine in a million years.

Case in point: Vorarephilia. Never heard of it? We hadn't either until today. But it's a kink where you get off by imagining being eaten by something (or someone) really big. 

Since that's pretty tricky to pull off in real life, people have whipped out their designing software and silicone rubber, aiming to make the world a better place for people who wanna get eaten. That's where the Dragon Head Body Nommer comes in. 

It's still in its "for god's sake give me money in IndieGoGo" phase, but they've got over $8,000 so far. That's a lot of dragon saliva. 

And if you want disturbing videos of this baby in action, you've come to the right place. We'll say NSFW, but it might be more NSFL. 


And if you need the final product, you can always wrap yourself in a blanket designed to look and feel like the inside of a dragon's stomach. We just couldn't make this shit up. 

A gallon of artificial saliva? We might need more.