Of course, every man, woman, and adult child dreams of having sex with porn stars, but one Kickstarter is taking that idea further by trying to raise money to date them. Can you feel the romance pulsating through the computer? Aww, yeah.

Of course, every man, woman, and adult child dreams of having sex with porn stars, but one Kickstarter is taking that idea further by trying to raise money to date them. Can you feel the romance pulsating through the computer? Aww, yeah.

The Kickstarter is part of an effort to launch Chocolate Radio, porn star Nyomi Banxxx's radio station. It's a fast-paced, segment-driven show, in which sex-queen-turned-radio-host Nyomi shares her opinion on topics including sex, gossip, sports, social issues, and everything in between. It's like Howard Stern, but the person who's talking doesn't look like a mummy pulled from a tar swamp. A few other of your favorite porn stars have shows on Chocolate Radio, too. Bask in its glory:

Nyomi herself is one of the porn stars you can date if you contribute, but if you're more into 11-inch cock, you can also choose to spend an evening of splendor with Lexington Steele, one of porn's most infamous male performers.

“Our fans have been the heart of Chocolate Radio from the beginning, and we wanted to give them a chance spend some quality time with us as a way to give thanks and reward them for donating to our effort,” said Nyomi.

“This is a great opportunity for fans to get know us and hang out with us, while contributing to a great cause. There’s nothing like Chocolate Radio out there and each donation will help us grow and continue our outstanding programming,” added Lexington, as his monster cock rested peacefully inside of his pants … for now.

The dates are available to backers who donate at least $1,500 to the Kickstarter. So you've got to be packin' in the wallet department to do it. But … the stars have romantic evenings planned. Here's what you win.

   Option 1:  Dine with Banxxx at one of her favorite restaurants in the Los Angeles area. Two dinner dates are available for donations of at least $1,500.
   Option 2:  Spend a Sunday watching football with adult superstar Lexington Steele at a bar in the Los Angeles area. Two prizes are available for donations of at least $1,500.
   Option 3:  Attend a professional sporting event in Los Angeles with Steele – limo service provided for choice of baseball, basketball, hockey, or soccer games. One prizes is available for a donation of at least $2,500.

… Well, that's not exactly the kind of bouncing balls we had in mind when we heard you could date Lexington Steele, but we guess it'll do.

The Kickstarter has a goal of $30K and will run until October 10th, so if you're short on boyfriends or girlfriends, or can't find a date to the company picnic, well, here you go. But say you're not the owner of Virgin Airlines or you dad didn't just strike oil in Oklahoma; don't worry. You'll still be rewarded generously for your contribution to Chocolate Radio, even if you can't donate the equivalent cost of a car. Your less-generous donation can win you autographed posters and calendars, on-air shout outs, the chance to co-host a Chocolate Radio show, and more. So maybe you won't get a chance to tell Nyomi Banxxx where you got your alma mater and what you think about cats … but you will be keeping her sweet, honey voice on the air.

But the Chocolate Radio porn star dating Kickstarter isn't alone in its weirdness. Check out these other insanely bizarre Kickstarter ideas that actually got funded. 

1. The Kickstarter that asked for $10 to make potato salad … and got $40,000.

2. This one that asks for money to write academic essays about My Little Pony.

3. One for combat kitchenware, which is exactly what it sounds like.

4. A Kickstarter asking for money to buy a Chipotle burrito then graph its deliciousness. The guy who did it actually raked in over $1000 dollars to feed his craving.

5. And lastly … one to make this shirt, entirely for the sake of puns.