Dutch designer Daan Roosegaarde has developed a line of dresses (and soon, suits) that fade away when you're horny, treating your partner to a couture peep show as well as the knowledge that you're ready for 'the sex.'
It's hard to know when a girl is horny.
Guys? Well guys are easy. Guys have built in horniness markers, anatomical billboards that advertise their readiness to board the train to Pleasure Town (horrible monkier for a town). "Boners," as the kids are calling them. But girls? Girls don't have a rock-hard, 6.48 inch stick they can wave at the object of their affection, making it difficult to tell when one is aroused, let alone mildly interested in you.
Well, thanks to Dutch designer Daan Roosegaarde, that may no longer be a problem. He's created a line of futuristic couture dresses for women that actually disappear when they're horny.
Dubbed Intimacy 2.0, the things are made of leather and smart opaque e-foils which become translucent when her body gives off signals of arousal. They're outfitted with a million billion sensors that do things like measure heart rate, sweat level, and skin temperature, which send signals to the fabric to become invisible. Then bang! View gets peep-show, and no longer has to rely on millions of year of evolution to sense whether or not his partner is DTF.
Currently, only a few ladies in the world own an Intimacy 2.0 including a wealthy lady in Los Angeles who is married but has a secret lover, and Queen Máxima of the Netherlands, who said she'd get one only on the condition they make one for men too. That's why Daan and his team have started working on an Intimacy Suit, which would become transparent when a man was lying. Ladies, order like, three (hundred) of these.
They're currently looking to partner with big fashion houses like Louis Vuitton to take the dresses and suits from tech relic to fashion trend, so if you see a lot of people's clothes coming off when they see you in the near future, you can thank us then.
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