For years, your Grandma enjoyed a long and illustrious career of knitting you the ugly Christmas sweater you needed to win the $20 Subway gift card at your office's ugly Christmas sweater party. But thanks to Tipsy Elves' line of fucked up, NSFW Christmas sweaters, she's gonna be needing a retirement program and some hobbies pretty soon. That's right, Grandma … or textile-inclined Grandpa … there's a new stupefying sweater supplier in town. And they're making snowman boner sweaters. Merry XXX-Mas, Grandma.

For years, your Grandma enjoyed a long and illustrious career of knitting you the ugly Christmas sweater you needed to win the $20 Subway gift card at your office's ugly Christmas sweater party. But thanks to Tipsy Elves' line of fucked up, NSFW Christmas sweaters, she's gonna be needing a retirement program and some hobbies pretty soon. That's right, Grandma … or textile-inclined Grandpa … there's a new stupefying sweater supplier in town. And they're making snowman boner sweaters. Merry XXX-Mas, Grandma.

Let's take a look at some of the designs that'll be putting old Granny out of business this year … which are coincidentally also the designs that'll make you the king or queen of Christmas parties, an the rare, but meaningful kingdom of offensive knitwear.

 

But somewhere inside the whiskey-soaked brain that create these festive monsters is a beating, empathetic heart that's reaching out to those in need.

A portion of every Tipsy Elves purchase goes to caring for underprivileged children; the company is big on donating sweaters and hoodies to keep kids warm during the holiday season. And no, they don't donate their snowman boner sweaters or humping deer cardigans to the future presidents of our country … just plain, old hoodies and sweaters that don't have birthday Jesus on them.