The Minnesota man who famously jacked off into his co-worker's coffee to win her affection pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure on Thursday, forcing hundreds of men revert to Plan B for picking up chicks: "Just talk to her."

The Minnesota man who famously jacked off into his co-worker's coffee to win her affection pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure on Thursday, forcing hundreds of men revert to Plan B for picking up chicks: "Just talk to her." That's a surprisingly gentle charge to punish someone who tried to lighten the acidity of her coffee with his man milk, no?

What's not surprising is that the act of passion didn't quite get him the attention he was originally craving … Story goes the man was having some feels for a woman in his office, but wasn't quite sure how to talk to her. So, to get her attention, he thought it would pertinent to expel 20 million half-humans right into her morning coffee because that's what every woman needs to get that lovin' feeling. But as soon as he got down to business, she walked into the room.

According to the police report, he had a “deer in headlights” expression on his face as he bent over her coffee, so instead of confronting him, she just backed away slowly and left the room. When she collected herself and came back, the man was MIA, but there was a pungent odor around her desk and a foul taste in her coffee.

Strangely, this didn't have the romance-inducing effect on her that he'd hoped, and she went ahead and called the cops about it. Maybe she just likes her coffee black?
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