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Peanut butter and chocolate. Eggs and bacon. Justin Bieber and a rocketship programmed to land on the sun. History is full of great combinations like these, but none are quite as romantic as the flawless combination of ridiculous PornHub comments pasted onto valentines. So, for the truly special someone in your life, we present these sensual, entirely NSFW valentine's day cards. Because there's no better combination than you, these cards, and the dumbstruck look on the face of the unlucky specimen you hand them to.