Russia never ceases to amaze us.

Russia never ceases to amaze us. Whether it’s Russian driving cameras or the online dating profile pictures of its citizens, the country outdoes itself when it comes to cultural standards. But these acts of civic valor pale in comparison to a hairdresser that saved the day, then quickly got herself arrested as well.

Olga Zajac owns a hair salon in Meshchovsk, Russia. When a robber attempted to rob her salon at gunpoint and take the day's earnings, Olga did what any other upstanding citizen would do, she beat the shit out of him and used him as a sex slave for the next three days.

According to the local newspapers, Olga’s a black belt karate master. After delivering a swift kick that incapacitated the thief, she then tied him up, fed him only Viagra and preceded to use him as her sex slave for the next three days.

When police questioned the salon owner about the case, her response couldn’t have been more perfect:

“Yes, we had sex a couple times, but I bought him new jeans."

Only in Russia is a hostage sex slave situation nullified with the gift of new jeans and for that, we thank you Russia.