We finally get some answers.
The humble handjob has gotten a bad name, and it's not hard to see why.
Most of us remember dreaming of the day when someone (other than ourselves) would do us the pleasure of manual love … but odds are pretty high that when that magical day arrived, it was bad. Like, really really bad. Friction is a real and present danger, and for those of us who experienced their first time without the Internet to show us the way, it was probably pretty brutal.
But like most sexual techniques, there's a time and a place for everything. If done correctly, it can be completely awesome. It's not just something awkward virgins suffer through, deluding themselves into thinking it's better than sex. Handjobs can be magical.
And some of the lovely ladies over at Wood Rocket took time out of their busy schedules to teach the world how to jerk better. God bless them. It's kinda NSFW, but what are the odds that your boss will search through your Internet history anyway?
But the main takeaway here can be summarized by this lovely woman with the blurry left nipple:
Communication. The best way to find out what your partner wants is just to ask. It's the key to the perfect relationship.
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