For the love of all things holy, run Forrest. Ruuuuun!

We're not entirely sure who this couple is, but are names really necessary at a time like this? 

Per an image posted recently to imgur, one Stage 5 Clinger found a 'perfect' way to keep her man in line by emblazoning her crazy face on a t-shirt, printed with the words: "If you are reading this, you are too close. I have a girlfriend," along the bottom.

For the love of all things holy, run Forrest. Ruuuuun!