We've seen cowboys with gold facepaint that surely provides high levels of toxic poisoning, a man who can place himself inside a box which pretty much leaves little to the imagination and even a man dressed as a giant dog that almost feels as if "How To Catch A Predator" camera crews might be lurking around the corner. But the human transformer makes them all look like a pathetic jumble of toy store trash as he shows anything is possible in the realm of old men dressing as classic kids' toys. We applaud you transformer man.