We can only imagine this is what Big Pun looked like at four-years-old. While we resent the fact that the kid has moves better than ours, we still give it to him for perfect execution on the dance sequences. Brant Dallas wobbles, bobbles and even mouths the words during his southern shuffle. Not getting enough of this tub of love? He has a facebook page that currently has more fans than Rooster. It's official, a fat white kid who dances is more entertaining than Rooster Magazine. Fuck.