Facebook has a funny way of letting you know where you stand in life, which is why we decided to chronicle all the ways that it reminds you that you're only about 0.2% as awesome as you thought you were.

Facebook has a funny way of letting you know where you stand in life, which is why we decided to chronicle all the ways that it reminds you that you're only about 0.2% as awesome as you thought you were.

1. Only 3 people wished you a happy birthday, and one of them was you

2. Your ex is in a happy, irritatingly photogenic relationship

3. The kid in school no one thought would make it is has a job and is doing better than you at life

4. You still have less than 500 friends … even though you started your profile in 2007 

5. Everyone’s advancing in life and you’re still hitting up $1 PBR night like it's some kind of thing to look forward to

6. Singles ads become more apparent on your feed

7. Your friends had a party and didn't invite you

8. Your statuses get lots of likes … from your aunt in Wisconsin

9. Your friends still haven't responded to your friend requests … but the Campbell's Chunky Soup page did!

10. People only tag you in photos where you look like a horrifying swamp beast from hell

11. Even if you finally do convince someone to date you, Facebook won't even let you brag about it