*Aaand man. These straightforward tutorials will help you be the best you that you can be.

Life is difficult when you're an I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T adult. You melt so many of your brain cells stressing over chest hair wax removal systems and your Ford Fiesta payments that sometimes, you forget how to do simple tasks like go to the bathroom, breathe, and end sentences with the correct punctuation?

Luckily for you, there are a plethora of YouTube tutorials to help you master the basics of being a functioning adult so you can direct your focus where it counts.

Here are five of the best tutorials the internet has to offer help you self-actualize to your greatest potential, from the greatest channel on the internet, HowToBasic.

1. How to Cool Down Your Computer

If you’re reading this article on a Dell computer, this tutorial is for you. We went step for step on this guide and our computers have never been cooler.


2. How to Deliver a Baby

Before this tutorial, we had botched several deliveries. After we learned the correct method, our babies have never come out faster and cleaner.

3. How to Open a Door Without a Key

Ever lost your keys and couldn't get back into your house? Us too. But after we learned how to get inside using this video, we no longer had to sleep outside until we leased a new house.

4. How to Paint a Realistic Eye

If you're 26 and can't paint a realistic eye, just go back to bed in mommy's house and wait until the smell of the bacon and egg's she's making you wafts into your room, drawing you into the kitchen in your jimmy-jammys for yum-yums, you pathetic adult child.

Prior to this helpful video, we had the painting abilities of a kindergartener. Now that we’ve studied the right steps, our paintings make Van Gogh look like a lunch lady dropping sloppy joe on a canvas.

5. How to Read Twilight

Twilight is one of the most complex and sophisticated novels of the last century. It holds as much merit as The Grapes of Wrath and A Farewell to Arms. We were having difficulty getting through it until this tutorial came to the rescue.

No matter what you need to learn, HowToBasic is your friend. Check out the rest of the channel to keep adding skills to your repertoire. Some day you might go more insane than the crazy fuck who makes these videos.