Canadian social worker detained in Columbia while trying to board a plane after TSA officials notice that she's pregnant with the opposite of a baby: cocaine.

Ah, the miracle of life, when one beaming, expectant mother gives sweet birth to a bouncing, 5 pound…stash of cocaine.

Tabitha Leah Ritchie was detained by officials in a Bogota, Colombia airport following a routine security pat down after TSA officers noticed her pregnant stomach was "unusually cold and hard." Police discovered that Tabitha wasn't even a little pregnant, and that she had strapped a fake, latex pregnancy belly to her own, and filled it with nearly five pounds of nose candy.

 

 
 
 
 

Well, everyone, that's what happens when you don't wear a condom.