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Vices

Tom Brady vs. Nick Cage: who has the better Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” parody?

Culture

Missing and/or injured body parts all the rage at this year’s Miss America pageant

Videos

Either man just cannot believe this KFC deal or this is a Public Service Announcement for not doing drugs

Interviews

The Reggae Icons of John Brown’s Body Visit Colorado This Week – Drummer Tommy Benedetti Lends Us Some Words Beforehand.

Rooster Girls

Kai has a few pieces of artwork she’d like to show off

Photo Pit

ZZ Ward @ The Ogden 9/14/13

Food

Overwhelming sadness and grief makes us weirdly hungry for burritos. Thanks, Chipotle.

Health

Adderall: it’s not yo momma’s amphetamine

New Music

Lorde Releases Her Song “Team,” And Proves We Wasted Away Our Teen Years

Sex

Man called “Hotcock” convicted of having sex with a Land Rover

Viral Videos

Mug Shot Friday is back and ready to entertain

Art

Art Talk with Alex Cutler

Culture

This necessary flood survival product is THE premiere way to not die

News

The Bloodhound Gang Pisses Off Russia, and Somehow Regains Relevance.

Booze

Alcohol responsible for restoration of faith in humanity

New Music

Rooster’s 100 Year Flood Mixtape

Vices

Necessary office product: PooPourri

Culture

Man attempting to cross Atlantic in a chair carried by balloons. Makes sense.

Videos

Man takes home run to the nuts. He won’t be having children.

Health

Lady offers massage with her boobs. Where do we sign up?

Viral Videos

Ah, the miracle of life…or in this case, cocaine

Photo Pit

Carnival Of Madness @ Red Rocks 9/10/13

Vices

Why every man should have exploratory surgery

New Music

Child rapper “KJ” eats other rappers for dinner, makes them cry like little girls