Have you ever been so mesmerized by something that you actually didn't respond when someone asked you if you wanted Chipotle? This instructional facial exercise video will do that to you.

Have you ever been so mesmerized by something that you actually didn't respond when someone asked you if you wanted Chipotle? This instructional facial exercise video will do that to you.

It's a hilariously sick amalgamation of an 80's face workout video, spliced with psychedelic illuminati footage that does nothing but make your name. Because, sure why not?

Don't ask where we found it; it's more that it found us.