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News Briefs

Drunk equestrian restores the balance of masculinity to the streets of Boulder

Health

Do this man’s large testicles make him the world’s worst father? Survery says yes.

Art

Drone’s eye view of Burning Man 2013 reveals community of unemployed college grads

Culture

ICP pretty much sums up how we feel about the ’50 Shades of Grey’ casting

Vices

13 celebrity products you won’t believe actually exist

News Briefs

It’s National Grandparents Day. Here’s how to celebrate if you’re grandparent-less

Viral Videos

Finally, a company that understands our hiring process

Videos

Snail mail vs. email: our research shows they’re both wrought with indescribable peril

Tech

Here are two apps that explain why nerds aren’t getting laid

New Music

Travie McCoy Bests Katy Perry in John Mayer vs. Jason Mraz Collabo. His New Single “Rough Water” Proves It.

Rooster Girls

Charlotte just made silver our favorite color

Photo Pit

Alt-J @ The Fillmore 9/5/13

Fashion

Buffalo Summer: Rooster Magazine X Buffalo Exchange Lookbook

Bedroom

Conjoined twin porn? Um, yes please.

Videos

What we’re definitely using to teach our future kids about nature, spirit animals, and Swedish electro

Food

Restaurant PWNS entire city with scathing sign, while perfectly illustrating why we’re not distributing in Texas

Interviews

Asphate of Maxilla Blue talks hip hop, graffiti and Colorado Crush 2013

Videos

There is a God: Greatest twerk FAIL of all time

Photo Pit

Rescue Atlantis @ Marquis Theater – 9/5/13

Culture

Goats, Ariel Castro, and quaaludes: Rooster’s top 8 reasons why we were late to work today

Tech

Necessary office product: company cars that do this

Viral Videos

How to ensure you’ll never have to go on another pesky date with someone you don’t like again

News

Time Travel Thursday: mullet wearing family perma-stuck in 1986

Interviews

Travis Hawley of the Night Riots Wants You To Win Tickets!