Vices

Vices

We Lawyer Cosmo Magazine’s Headline: 30 Things to Do To A Naked Man

Ups & Downs

Slap our ass with a paddle stick and call us upperclassmen, there’s a frat movie.

News Briefs

Another Achievement for Mexico: 9-year-old gives birth in Mexico; police search for teenage father

Vices

Baby pig finds his legs, and in the process, finds your weak spot.

Shots

Hump Day Shot of the Day: Candy Cane Shooter

Vices

Tuesday’s Blow-Your-Mind Fact of the Day

Ups & Downs

Bang Your Friends App: Yeah, like that’s never backfired before.

Videos

Saturday positivity post: try and act angry while watching this video

News Briefs

Let’s get kinky: Woman puts poison on genitals to assassinate husband.

Viral Videos

Dick move of the Day: Pastor tips God 10%, so why tip waiter 18%?

News Briefs

Survey shows, AK-47 tattoo on your neck isn’t good for employment

Vices

Monday Morning Conversation Starters We Love to Hate

Vices

Monday morning banjo: 50 cent “In Da Club” remixed with a banjo

News Briefs

Did you ever hear the one about the prostitute that walked into a police station?

Videos

This is how we feel today: like a million bucks

Videos

SpongeBob loses his square pants in this porn parody

Videos

Wacky foreigners: assassination attempt gone wrong

Vices

Private Ryan just wanted to dance

News Briefs

Thinking about smuggling $2.5 million worth of cocaine into Bali? Don’t do it.

Viral Videos

Violent criminal considerately informs FB friends of imminent demise

Ups & Downs

Lebron sings Karaoke. Horribly.

Vices

49ers have their own stripper. And we’re pretty sure that’s why they won.

Videos

Jesse Pinkman likes saying bitch.

Vices

Hangover Heaven: The automatic pancake maker