That moment you realize Granny's way more lit than you are …
Meet @Dabbing_Granny: Colorado’s most Broncos obsessed senior stoner. Casually taking 1-gram dabs and cheering on her home team is what this woman does best. Could there be a more Mile High granny out there? Hell no. Dabbing Granny defines Colorado, and we love her dearly.
Lets compare our own Dabbing Granny to the viral Carolina “Dabbin Granny” — its clear who the obvious winner is.
Carolina’s 95-year-old "Dabbin Granny," Mary Ward, just does Cam Newton’s stupid “Dab Dance” post-touchdown celebration. She’s famous for bending elbows and nodding her head a few times.
But Colorado’s Dabbing Granny takes bigger hits than anyone, uses emojis properly, and has been known to chug full beers post smoke. Beast lungs!
Uhh, we win Carolina. We have the best Dabbing Granny there is. Oh, and sorry about the Super Bowl, too …
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