We know it's warm outside so you want to stand on things that are slightly above ground level. We understand that need. But the thing about that is this …

We know it's warm outside so you want to stand on things that are slightly above ground level. We understand that need. But the thing about that is this …

According to KNBC, 30 people were on that garage roof in San Luis Obispo, California when it collapsed. Eight people were reportedly injured, but only one seriously, with a "large wood splinter" in her leg.

If we were meant to fly … we'd have wings. Stay on the ground, frat-holes.